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I am running for my very life,
in this maze of mass confusion.
I push myself the more
toward unknown limits,
To attain speeds that make
my stomach threat to heave.
Yet others fly by me
Like I were sopping wet.
I strive to find the energy
To keep me going on
And perhaps a suit of armor.
From the barrage that's cast against me.
I need a weapon strong enough
to cast my own barrage.
I quiver and I shake,
I tremble as I quake.
Run Away! Run Away!
Then I fall into the fucking lava, and I Die!
A game to which I owe many thanks for introducing me to my bad ass Quake playing wife.
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