Bad Chat Room
Pick Up lines ©
by HOWLER (mostly)
Long before Myspace, FaceBoook or Google Plus there used to be this thing called chatrooms. It was where the whole social thing began on the internet. While hanging out in chat rooms I began to notice the sad pick up lines guys use when the enter, such as the very creative, male thirty, seeks woman for private chat. I thought could there possibly be an even less enticing pick up line. So I created these beauties. They also could be used in your local singles Ad columns. Try them out!
These lines sometimes inspire other chatters to invent their own, so I have included those to this page, giving credit when I remember to get the name of the chatter.
Bad Chat Room Pick Up Lines
* Humorous male seeks depressing unfulfilled woman
for free uplifting conversation.
Them is what is all from us.
Submitted By Others
* Man who loves fishing looking for woman with boat, send pic of boat. -- Random Chat Dude
* Semi sedistic male seeks woman with a high pain threshold. -- Dick Nixon Q95
* Premature ejaculator looking for a girl with short attention span. -- KellieZ
* Hot male looking for a woman who won't mind if I do a little grab ass at the salad bar, if ya get my meanin. -- MzChaos
* Generous American Businessman seeks third-world hottee for fun, frolic, and Green Card. -- Random Chat Dude
* 40 yr old short man who lives in parents basement in search of young thin attractive lady who owns a topless bar who will force me to stay home and watch TV all day -- Random Chat Person
* Man with wooden leg in search of woman who passed wood shop -- Random Chat Person
* Tank topped man with a mullet seeking non-lesbian mulletted female who knows how to change the spark plugs in '69 Camarro. -- Random Chat Person
* I need to get something out of this relationship other than sore fingers -- Random Chat Person
* Virginia cousin seeks father figure -- Random Chat Person
* I'm capt'n crook and i wants my booty -- Random Chat Person
* Paranoid man seeks woman he can call... but NEVER call me, EVER! -- Random Chat Person
* Man with wooden leg lookin for a woman with teeth like a beaver -- Greg 29
* Man with no patience in search of women with no attitude -- Saint
Submitted by bro In-law Powerful Tern
* A/S/L ( By Far, the dumbest of them all )
* Lady with carrot seeks bugs bunny look-a-like. -- Random Chat Chick
* Lady with baby powder seeks man with rash. -- Random Chat Chick
* Woman with large breasts seeks man with small breasts. -- Random Chat Chick
* Woman with partial Mastectomy seeks one armed man, preferably the right arm. -- Howler
These next few were submitted by humorcafe friend and fan Diego Frenzy.
* Older biker seeks fresh young slut who doesn't need drugs or beer.
* Man with Porsche seeks sexy gold digger, gymnast a plus.
* Drunk with ten-dollar bill looking for bus station skank who settle for small change or pack of cigarettes.
* Lonely webmaster seeks nymphomaniac with own IP address and digital camera.
* Mental hospital escapee seeks neurotic woman with fear of commitment.
* Yoga master seeks chubby tap dancer for soothing back massage.
* Cuban refugee seeks vixen with first-world navigational skills.
* Obese man seeks saucy gourmet cook who doesn't mind a good pancake.
* Canadian farmer seeks woman who doesn't mind acting sheepish.
* Bruce Lee fan seeks Chinese girl for a 'me love you long time' experience.
* City developer seeks woman with nice arches for long walks.
* Rapper seeks a hoe without annoying dreadlocks or police record.
* Beach bum seeks nice warm girl named Sandi.
That's all we have for you so far. Hope some of these lines help you in your endeavors to score some seedy cyber sex. Thanks for stopping...BYE!
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