The following is a piece that was
originally printed in a local rag-mag . I have been given leave to reprint on the
authority of Mick McGrath of Fishheads Magazine. Mick assures me I will not incur/endure
any legal repercussions. This piece was taken from Issue 6 of Volume 1, this ish' was
printed circa 8-92, (think Pre-Clinton but it's worth a laugh). If you find it humorous
send Mick money, perhaps he'll send you something shiny, or maybe a back issue or two.
I've edited a bit to save space. Sorry Mick.
Go Angry Amphibians Go!
What's the nicname for the teams at Indiana's third largest campus (I.U.P.U.I.)? Well, It's the Metros! (Oddly enough, Indy's slow as they wanna go bus system used to share the name.) The Metros? Think of a nicname that could possibly strike less fear in an opponent. The Horned Frogs of Texas Christian University? Maybe until one considers the lil' known fact that an angry Horned Frog can squirt blood from it's eyes. Ya think Al Gore would be so smug if I.U. Alum. Dan Quayle could squirt blood from his eyes. We think Mr. Act-so-smart-cuz-he's-got-a-brain would treat Dan with a tad more respect. At least until Dan became woozy wit blood loss. But alas, Danny boy is not a Horned Frog. He, is a Metro! (Boo!) Anywho, incase the I.U.P.U.I. administration is taking suggestions. We offer the following Nics, at least AS intimidating as the Metros.
Here are a few additions that were added when this piece was printed in The General Letter Quarterly.
Special thanks to Mick Mcgrath for the Angry amphib's piece. If your interested in receiving a copy Fishheads, send Mick money. 5264 E. 9th st. Indy, IN 46219. He needs Booze and Hookers!
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