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Latest Pick-Up Lines For Guys Who Don't Know Any Better
I wish you were a door so I could bang you
all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs ... what time do they open?
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I would love to tap that ass!!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher ... have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'm cute.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What, you don't like pizza?
I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover ... you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???
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