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Urine Analysis

It's December President Bill Clinton goes out for his daily jog, as he was leaving he saw in the snow on the capital yard "Clinton Sucks" written in urine.

Being upset he called the F.B.I. and had them do a full investigation on the sample.

Two weeks later the F.B.I. returned to tell the President the news. "President Clinton we have some bad news, the urine used belongs to none other than Al Gore."

The President is outraged. " President we have some more bad news, the handwriting is Hillary's."

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