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This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he asks the bartender where's the bathroom at?
The bartender said, go down the hall and make a right.
Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom.
A few minutes go by and again everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that comes from the bathroom.
This time the bartender goes in the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
He opened the door and asked the drunk, "What is all the screaming about in here?
You are scaring all my customers away. " The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, "Well, no wonder. You are sitting on a mop bucket."
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