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Condom Packaging

Little boy is in the drugstore with his dad. He sees all the condoms. "Daddy, Daddy...why do they come in a two pack?"

His dad said "Thats when you are in high school...One for Friday night and one for Sat night."

Then the boy said "Daddy, Daddy...Why do they come in six packs?"

His dad said "Thats when you are in college...one for Thursday night, two for Friday night, and three for Saturday night."

Finally the boy said "Daddy, Daddy...why do they come in twelve packs?"

The dad looked sad, and said "that's for when you are married.... One for January, one for February..... "

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